The World of Sims 2

mood: crazy

This my friends is a really interesting chapter in itself. I got alot of footage and boy was it interesting!
So lets begin...
(I moved Josephine into a house right across the street from Remington and the rest of the clan, little did i know that i had just hit the 8 person limit!)

So one day, out of the blue, Josephine stops by at the house, and the minute that Remington saw her, he rushed to her side and laid a passionate kiss on her



They quietly moved their love to the hot tub..luckily the children were not home yet..



The children arrive and Josephine goes home to check on the two little ones. 

Later that evening, things got REALLY interesting.
(P.S. i did NOT use the "summon aliens" part, Remington was up to seeing planets and well, when you look at Mars too quickly, you dont want to see what happens next)

So while Caroline and Charlene are relaxing outside, 



Remington, unfortuantely, had a really really really interesting night.



Remington: Mars, looks greeeat...what's this nice shiny thing above my feet?






"WHY ME?! I AM SORRY JOSEPHINE...I DIDN'T MAKE YOU HAVE ALL OF THOSE...



...OH HELP ME..HELP ME...I DONT WANT TO DIE!!

Three hours later, the children wonder where their father is, and well he was coming back home and not in a good way!





Corey: Uh...dad..are you ok?
R: Son...dont look, and whatever you do, DONT ASK!!
C: wasn't going to...but ok



R: My butt's been violated...why me?!

I thought that being that there was another child on the way that he would be happy about it, but i guess i was wrong...



R: Sweetheart, your daddy's going to be a father...well er mother.
Caroline: Ok, that's nice dad. Mom get knocked up again?
R: no..i did
C: WHAT?!



C: Dad you are too old to have children anymore.
R: well i guess one more is in order
C: now i am going to have to raise them and not have my own family after you and mom croke
R: You are wanting a family...take ours!
C: i love you dad, but in a way, i really honestly hate you!

After confessing his secret, he couldn't contain himself.



R: Why me? What did i do?
I told you that you would get yours eventually
R: Ok, i am sorry, now could you not remind me of how many kids i got?
Nope, the pictures behind you dont really help matters.

Meanwhile, the one of the girls has a crisis of MAMMOTH proportions...and she was NOT happy with it!

Charlene (why me, why my name!)
meet your first....
ZIT!



Charlene: I look good..hey what's that? NOOOOOOOO





Meanwhile, Caroline is enjoying being ZIT-free...
C. Morgan: Yeah yeah rub it in..
yes, keep doing that..
C.Morgan: I was talking about my sister, not this acne cream!



You know, you two remind me of Marsha and Jane off of the Brady bunch...You being Marsha.

Caroline: Yes, i know, i look good!

But your sister isn't too happy!

Caroline: That's her loss!

So anyways, besides all of this sibling rivarly, Remington started to show, majorily!





I have this weird feeling that's its ANOTHER girl! (Being that i have gotten girls over and over, that's my guess...no baby yet)

So onto some really happy but yet really scaring news, Corey turns into an adult!



Looking good there boy...looking good!

and well, the witch of girl Tosha Go grew up too, and he QUICKLY invited her over.



Not so bad...MINUS the hair!

Well he immediately jump the crazy train and does things i wasn't too proud of later on.





Uh..Corey! Maybe that's a SIGN!! Hello! She's thinking of marrying you to get to your "dad"...
*waves frantically*



Look at her eyes, she is vicious!

They quickly got married, in the bathroom, FIVE MINUTES after she was in there LAUGHING sinsterly about Corey...this woman is CRAAZZZY!

And then she suggested that they seal the deal in the most obvsious of places!



Caroline: Dont they have any manners?
Nah, but dont worry, i heard that nursery ryme so you are going to be an aunt!
Caroline: YAY...wait, am going to have to take care of them too?
Maybe not if your sister in law dont kill your brother
Caroline: Ok that's..WHAT...?!!
Dont ask!

Corey and Tosha quickly moved out, and well things couldn't get any more weirder after that..

That's the end of part 11!

STAY TUNED FOR MORE ADVENTURES IN THIS FAMILY!

mood: chipper

So i haven't been updating this thing in a couple of days, mainly due to the fact that i was getting more pictures and oh dealing with teenagers and their bullcrap. So...here's Chapter 9 and 10. 

P.S. COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO USE THE LJ CUTS? I LOOKED INTO THE FAQ ON HERE BUT ITS JUST CONFUSING. THANKS!

Let's begin, so Caroline Rhianna grew up into a teenager. After her make over, things started to get a little crazy in the house.The "exocrist" baby was growing up into a toddler. 



She took the baby to the cake, and then put it on the floor. So i had to get Corey to help transition her into toddlerhood. 



Caroline tried her luck in the romance dept. It didn't work on good on the first try.

 

She tried again..and it worked!



She met her first genie too!



and she made her wish...wonder what it was...hmm.



Here it is....



One day out of the blue, Tosha Go comes back to confront Corey.



and they got over the whole roses incident, and fell in love.



With all of this love in the world, what could go wrong? Josephine found out the hard way once again that whenever she wants to love Remington, he just wants more kids.



and when she was praticing her speech, she witnessed another nightmare.



J: Damnit...NOT again. I had enough of this crap!

Oh Josephine its not that bad...



...ok i was wrong. 

What's next? Oh two birthdays, the younger girls are going to be teenagers/child.



and then they grew up..



and well things weren't going well with Josephine..



and well its ANOTHER girl called Lemon Daisy. 

So being that i now had like seven Sims to deal with and a really really small house, i moved them once again, to a very nice house. Josephine realized that Remington was getting antsy again for more children and she put her foot down. 



and boy was she happy to leave..but what about Remington?



i wonder who she took with her...



Nicole Renee and Lemon Daisy?! Why? Josephine, why?



Josephine: Well nothing against Remington, i love him dearly but i have been popping out kids since i married him, i am done, i am tired. i will be back though, you will see...

I hope so..i wonder how Remington's taking it now...



Looks like he's having a good old time...wow, your wife leaves you and then you just relax in the hot tub. What is your crazy mind going to do next?!



Now you are shoveling?! For what?!
R: That's for me to know and you not to find out.
Ok, i hope you get what's coming to you soon.
R: whatever.



Its funny how you just stand there with your nice pick and purple shorts and fall in love with the water...*sigh*
I wonder what the other children are doing. 

Charlene Morgan seems to be taking into the telescope..lets check it with her.



Charlene Morgan: um..who's that? 
That's me...the creator...
C.M.: Wow she's ugly.
Hey now..that's not nice.

I wonder if she saw you peeking at her.



YAY, its me...doing the baywatch running pose. I swear...

Anyhoo, that's it for today. No outtakes, i have them but i am just tired at the moment also i have a birthday party to go to...yes, my nephew is no longer a toddler age anymore...he's now a child!!..he's 5 today!

mood: cheerful

First i want to say first off, this will be a long chapter. Alot of stuff has been going on in the Garner house and the more babies comes, the more i have to move them to new houses. Hopefully this is the last time they have to move until the kids are adults. Anyhoo, lets begin...



Josephine comes home from work one night and suddenly changes outfits, she looks down and says, "I am going to strangle that man!! Remington!!"



The girls realize that mom's home..and not very happy. So they preoccupy themselves by playing chess and working on their homework...outside..



Since Corey's transition to a teenager, he has been in the search of love and he *thought* he found it in Tosha Go. 



They had a dream date and then started going steady.

Later that evening...

Tosha returns to the house with a whole bunch of surprises in store for Corey.



1. The roses were sweet.



But this just got weird. Corey is looking at her like, "you got to me kidding me" as she professes her love for Remington and NOT Corey. 

While this is going on, Josephine has got her second pregnancy bump..



And Remington tries his best to stop her from hating him for the pregnancy by making out in the bathroom. 
....next to a dirty toilet..(which i caption as "You do this, it leads to this--Points to Toilet" 



Soon it becomes clear that Caroline Rhianna is heading to her teenage years, and hopes that she will have a good birthday..little did she know that fate would step in...and rock her world. 





Uh oh, another baby is coming...and this is not even two hours before Caroline's birthday. 



Its a....GIRL?! WTF?! Not again! GRR... anyhoo, her name is Nicole Renee. 

and she is getting more fan fare than Caroline...oh well..



Everyone in unison: ANOTHER GIRL?!! WHY?!!

After all of the fan fare, Caroline, being upstaged by her younger sister, transitions to a teenager.



She grew up well but i am NOT liking the hair or the green jump suit. 

Her expression is: Got cake?!

Here is Caroline, POST makeover. I think she's really pretty.



THAT'S THE END OF CHAPTER 8! NEXT CHAPTER, TWO MORE BIRTHDAYS..NO MORE BABIES? 

AND NOW...THE OUTTAKES AND FUNNY PICTURES..

1. OLDER SIBLINGS MEET THE NEW BABY, WHO I HAVE RENAMED AS THE "EXORCIST" BABY...SEE WHY? LOOK DOWN AT THE PICTURES..SHE PUKES EVERYTIME SOMEONE TRIES TO PLAY WITH HER.

FIRST COREY....



THEN CAROLINE...



NEXT, REMINGTON IS CAUGHT DRINKING BY JOSEPHINE...AND WELL SHE HAS TO LITERALLY BREAK HER NECK TO TELL HIM TO QUIT.



THIS ONE IS FUNNY, COREY IS ASKING IF HE WAS GOING TO GET AN INHERTIANCE ONCE REMINGTON PASSES AWAY AND THE LOOK ON REMINGTON'S FACE SAYS IT ALL..

COREY: SO...WHEN YOU CROKE, AM I GOING TO GET SOME MONEY?
REMINGTON (MID-CHEW): HUH? WHAT? 



 AND FINALLY..THE MOST FUNNY PICTURE SO FAR, IN MY OPINION THAT IS GOING TO SCAR THIS POOR BOY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE....



JOSEPHINE: WHAT'S THIS KID DOING HERE STARING AT ME? I AM IN PAIN, DAMNIT!!
KID: WOW, SO THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM...I ALWAYS IT CAME FROM DROPS OF SUNSHINE WHEN YOU PEE THEM BLUES. 

LOOK FOR MORE LATER!!

mood: creative

Well it took me a good while to get this done but this is chapter 7! 
So lets begin..
I moved the family to a bigger, well kind of bigger house so each kid had its own room but little did i know, that i was going to have move them again....oh well...here we go!

The Garner family had TWO birthdays in a row, Corey's and Charlene Morgan's and they made their transition to where they are now. 

Charlene Morgan's transition from baby to child:



Toddler Phase:


To finally child:



Corey's transition to teenager:





NOW FOR SOME OUTTAKES AND REALLY FUNNY PICTURES...SORRY SO SHORT...THE FINAL PICTURE LEADS US INTO CHAPTER 8!

FIRST: NANNIES ARE NUTTY!



Nannies are supposed to stay seated until the car has stopped..oh well.



What's wrong nanny? 
Nanny: Her playing is making me sick...
Ah come on its really not that bad..
Nanny: I QUIT!
Nevermind.Oh well. 



Hey lady, you just gave her a bottle not even five minutes ago? why another one?
Nanny: She needs the proteins...
Whatever. You aren't the nanny they used to have anyways.

----Now to the craziness of Benny Long!



I am not even going to ask....tisk tisk.



You know,...you could have waited until she was done..

Now onto some pictures that lead into the Chapter 8.

I got my lamp finally!!





Remington: WOW...its Robin Williams..
Genie: NO! I am Genie..
R: Well he played Genie in Aladdin.
G: He was blue. I'm purple.
R: Same thing
*Genie thinks about heading back to the lamp*
R: Wait! 
G: What now? 
R: My 3 Wishes!
G: Yes, unfortunantly.
R: I want another baby
G: Excuse me....i am a genie!
R: NO you ancient idiot, with my wife!
G: Dont you have like a ton already?
R: One more couldn't hurt..i love them so..
G: Ok, i'll see what i can do.



Genie thinks as he makes the wish: Please just put me back in the lamp after wards i dont want to hear her complaining...

G:"And its done!"
R: What?! You just stood there...how do i know if she's pregnant or not?
G: Oh you will find out soon enough...because here she is running to the bathroom as we speak.
R: YAY..
G: i am going to go hide now.
(Goes back into lamp)



Josephine thinks as she has this sudden out of nowhere urge of morning sickness, "i am going to hurt him so badly when i get done puking. i told him that Charlene was my LAST kid..now another one...Remington..you make me sick...literally"

That's all for tonight! Hoped you liked it!

mood: creative

Alot has been going on in the Garner family. When we last checked in, Josephine was expecting their second child. 
Lets return to the family for the latest updates!



Remington: I was thinking about taking the children on a vacation after Caroline's birthday. I was hoping that was ok.
Josephine: Yes, because i know that i will be at home here with the baby, (pats belly) and the kids need a break from this heckoc house.
Remington: I hope the baby comes soon. 
Josephine: I have a feeling that its today! Wish us luck!



After a good waiting, Josephine goes into labor for her LAST baby. 
Josephine (screaming): PLEASE BE THE LAST TIME I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS!!



Charlene Morgan is BORN!!....(another girl?!)
*bangs head on desk*



A birthday cake...after a birth...that must mean...



Its Caroline's birthday into childhood! hooray, finally!!

Getting ready to blow out the candles!



Caroline grew up well and not BALD!! YAY!

and now for chapter 6 outtakes!!



THANK GOD IT WAS NOT THE LOBSTER THAT SHE WAS GETTING!!



COREY: SHE WAS THE SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT!
CAROLINE: PLEASE TELL ME MOM, THAT HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT ME?
MOM: OH NO SWEETY...I HOPE.



CAROLINE (WHISPERING TO COREY): I KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM..HEHE. THAT'S HOW OUR LITTLE SISTER WAS BORN..



REMINGTON?! WHY ARE YOU DRINKING? 
REMINGTON: ITS NOT BOOZE...HICCUP...ITS WATER..
YEAH YEAH..LOOKS LIKE VODKA TO ME.
REMINGTON: SHH...DONT TELL MY WIFE...THIS HOUSE IS NUTS!

PART SEVEN TO BE POSTED IN A COUPLE OF DAYS! COMMENT, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.THANKS FOR READING!

Author's note: First off, I am very sorry for the wait. I stayed up until 4am getting this chapter ready and well getting Caroline to learn how to potty,walk, and talk and well things are really going to get interesting!! 
Anyhoo, lets begin! (Sorry about the blue text, when i put the link, it changed the font color) 



Here's the POST-makeover of Caroline. 



She really likes the nanny. They are quickly becoming friends!



Corey met a penguin and nicely petted him on the forehead.



The children played nicely together. 



Uh Oh, another baby is about to make its arrival! 

This is end of Part 5, sorry for all of the blue text. Anyhoo, i am currently working on Part 6!
Look out for it later on tonight! 

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mood: artistic

Being that Remington was not going to be able to handle raising two children alone while Josephine was working, he decided to hire a nanny. She came over to the house and was happy to start her job.....



well maybe not too happy...hopefully her day was getting better...huh?



NOPE....drinking on the job?! You got to be kidding me...where are the children?! Where's Remington? 



Well at least SOMEONE is thinking about the children...dont get me wrong the nanny is good, but a bit on the boozy side i guess.

See, she helps with the children...mainly the baby...



After a long and stressful day at work, Josephine comes home to see her baby girl and new son. 



Caroline (thinking): You aren't daddy. But i love you anyways mommy!

With all of the excitement of a new nanny, we forgot that it was Caroline's transition into toddlerhood. 

Here are some Birthday pictures:

Daddy brings her to her cake:



She's super excited, no more being called "Baby".

Her transition was interesting as you can see...



WHAT?! A BALD GIRL?! I DONT THINK SO!

*Part Five will have pictures of her post makeover...i forgot to take them...my bad, was cooking dinner!*

OUTTAKES:

THE PICTURES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR.

FIRST ONE: MR.HUMBLES' TROUBLES

I thought this was funny, the guy walked around the WHOLE house to drop off the box and then finds out that the box is now blocking his exit. I had to move it to stop torturing him. 



ELDER TWINS? OR BOTH TRYING TO ONE UP EACH OTHER IN THE FASHION DEPT? YOU DECIDE



PART FIVE TO COME AFTER I GET THE PICTURES. THIS IS ALL HAVE FOR RIGHT NOW.  SO LOOK OUT FOR THEM, LEAVE COMMENTS/SUGGESTIONS TO MAKE THIS STORY BETTER!! THANKS FOR READING!!

mood: creative

Remington Harris and Josephine were excited to start their lives together. Happy and content, they wanted to branch the family tree out. They wanted to have their first child. Things weren't going smoothy. After a couple more tries, they were able to concieve. 
....and Josephine was not ready for what was to come. 


They decided to quickly wed due to the fact that a little one was on the way! 



Very soon after that, Josephine was starting to show and it was clear that they were having a baby girl!

 

Josephine was excited when the baby girl arrived. They named her Caroline Rhianna. They also decided to adopt a little boy named Corey from the adoption agency. So that made the family not 3 but four!!



^^That's Corey with Daddy!



Mommy with Caroline Rhianna.

mood: busy

 

R. Harris: Josephine, I love you so much, will you make me the happiest man alive by...



....becoming my wife?!



Josephine: YES!! I will! Of course! I love you so much!



The two lovers embraced and they began planning their future together...



But was their future coming quicker than they thought?Hmm...

Go to Part 3!

mood: accomplished

Author's Note: This is my first Sims 2 story for LiveJournal. So being that i am new to this, alot of things may not work at this moment, please go easy on me. I am slowly trying to figure this whole thing out. 
You can reach me at my username on Sims 2 Community Forum at cchagdes! 
Anyhoo lets begin, this family is the Garner family. 
The main character of this family is Josephine Garner, she is a Knowledge Sim with the LTW of reaching the top of the Journalism Career. 
Her life changes really quickly and very expectantly so lets begin!



Josephine: Twinkle Twinkle little star, how i wonder where you are, up above the world so high, like a teardrop in the sky. 
*Sighs*
I moved here at this very nice and well furnished house and all i can think about is what i dont have. Well first a job, but i have just applied and i got to wait until my interview goes through. I have a feeling that i am going to get accepted so i am just waiting for the next thing...a man...yes first day and i am already thinking about settling down with someone. Can you blame a girl? 

I took a picture of the house from the outside, cozy and small. 



I hired a maid, which was a male by the last name of Harris. Long first name. Remmegton, i think? 

He and i hit off really good and well really quickly because our date turned out to be a dream for both of us. I invited to move in with me and he accepted and he decided to leave some love for me by my front door...kind of odd, but oh well. 



I wonder how far this relationship will go? Who knows? 

End of Part 1...Go to Part 2 for some interesting updates!